- "Part one involves crippling your base so you can only watch... AS I RUIN YOUR LIFE!"
[Tak releases bugs that start destroying Zim's base.]
- "NOOO! MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!"
- "Part two is-"
- "NO! MY BEAUTIFUL BASE! NO!"
- "Part two is-"
- "NO! MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!"
- "Part two-"
- "NO!"
- "Okay I'm-"
- "NO!"
- "Okay I'm going."
- "But you didn't tell me about your plan."

Zim QOTD

[A student is hit in the stomach by a dodge ball.]
- "Aah! M-My organs!"
- [laughs] "Inferior human organs!"
[Zim is hit in the stomach by a dodge ball.]
- "My squeedly spooch!"
- "Squeedly spooch? Did you hear that, Gaz? That's no human organ! Humans don't have squeedly spooches!"
- "I have a squeedly spooch."

Zim Quotes The Return

[wearing a diguise] - "Excuse me. There has been a mistake."
Desmond Flapp - "Who are you?"
- "I am government man, come from the government, the government has sent me. Ho Ho Ho! This is not an alien life form! He is an experimental government aircraft."
Desmond Flapp - "That's an aircraft?"
- "Fools! What else would I be?"
Desmond Follower - "What about the floating pig out there?"
- "That's a government pig! Well, I have to take everything back to the home base now. Buh-bye."

Zim QOTD

- "Computer! Take me to the weasels!"

Zim QOTD

- "Aw! You're too smart for me!! Keif was planning a party for you cause he loves you! HE LOVES YOU! THAT KID LOVES YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!"

Zim QOTD

- I don't have time for this Dib! Your world may be in great danger.
- Well, yeah. Your trying to destroy it. Remember?

Zim QOTD

- "BUUUUURRRRRRIIIIITOOOOOS!!!!"

Zim QOTD

- "One wormhole would have spat you out into a dimension of pure itching. You can’t really tell, but that stuff is really itchy."

Zim QOTD

- "Am I the only one seeing the alien sitting in class?"

Zim QOTD

- "Squealy Fools! These human flithies should be honored to be considered as possible friends of Zim."

Zim QOTD

- "HI FLOOR! Make me a SANDWICH!"

Zim QOTD

- "Yes, I will bring my parents! And they will be the greatest, most parental parents of all!"

Zim QOTD

- "If you want to keep all your limbs, Zim, you will put me down. You will put me down now."

Zim QOTD

- "Yes... So very alive. And full of goo. Mission goo."

Zim QOTD

- "Can I be a mongoose dog?"

Zim QOTD

- "There’s a pigeon on your head. You’ve got head pigeons. Get the nurse before it spreads to the other children!"

Zim QOTD

- "Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubberpants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

Zim QOTD

- "You see at the end of this wormhole lies… A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!!!!"

Zim QOTD

- "Not now son! I’m making…. TOAST!"

Zim QOTD

- "Why?! Why my piggy? I loved you piggy! I loved you..."