Oompa Loompa Songs

Grabbed these off IMDB.com, can't seem to get the Augustus Gloop song...


Augustus Gloop Song

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Violiet Beauregarde Song

Listen close, and listen hard
The tale of Violet Beauregarde
This dreadful girl she sees no wrong
Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing all day long
She goes on chewing till at last
Her chewing muscles grow so fast
And from her face her giant chin
Sticks out just like a violin
Chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing all day long
For years and years she chews away
Her jaws get stronger every day
And with one great tremendous chew
They bite the poor girl's tongue in two
And that is why we try so hard
To save Miss Violet Beauregarde
Chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing all day long
Chewing, chewing all day long.

Veruca Salt Song

Veruca Salt, the little brute
Has just gone down the garbage chute
And she will meet as she descends
A rather different set of friends
A rather different set of friends
A rather different set of friends
A fish head for example cut
This morning from a halibut
An oyster from an oyster stew
A steak that no-one else would chew
And lots of other things as well
Each with its rather horrid smell
These are Veruca's newfound friends
That she will meet as she descends
These are Veruca's newfound friends
Who went and spoiled her
Who indeed? Who pandered to her every need?
Who turned her into such a brat?
Who are the culprits, who did that?
The guilty ones - now this is sad
Are dear old mum and loving dad.

Mike Teevee Song

The most important thing that we've ever learned
The most important thing we've learned as far as children are concerned
Is never, never let them near a television set, or better still just don't install the idiotic thing at all.
It rots the senses in the head
It kills imagination dead
It clogs and clutters up the mind
It makes a child so dull and blind
He can no longer understand a fairytale, in fairyland
His brain becomes as soft as cheese
His thinking powers rust and freeze
He cannot think, he only sees
Regarding little Mike Teavee, we very much regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see
Wwe very much regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see
If we can get him back to size
But if we can't
It serves him right!